Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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