Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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