You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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