she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
tell me about the fingering
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