Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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