Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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