is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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