Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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