I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
