he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You were trust falling into bushes
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize