lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
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let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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