Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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