do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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