Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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