I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
handjob tips. give me some.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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