I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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