So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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