what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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