does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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