Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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