What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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