I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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