:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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