i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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