I wish life had little blips of pornography
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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