yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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