we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also, beer. Big fan.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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