white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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