Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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