why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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