Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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