What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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