Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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