i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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