i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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