What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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