Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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