yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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