Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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