forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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