Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Randomize
