if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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