She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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