I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Oh god it's open bar.
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