If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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