i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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