who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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