The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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