Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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