That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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