I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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