Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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