Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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