I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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