with your own penis?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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