Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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